Swag Swipe

The act of wiping excess sweat off your balls so you don't feel so nasty that you are losing swag points

Jeremy-"Man you are really off your game today!"

Andrew-"I know man, my balls are sweaty and they are sticking to my thighs!"

Jeremy-"Dude, just hit the bathroom and wrap paper towel on your hand and do the SWAG SWIPE!"

by Jgutta319 April 25, 2010

ISH'S SWAG

defined by swag king ISH this is the highest level of swag that anyone can possibly achieve, only ISH has been able to get to this level this past century.

guy1: "dude is that ISH?"
guy2: " of course man just feel ISH'S SWAG?"

by stephen colbert17 November 10, 2010

Swag God

Having all the swag energy possible, or having omniswag.

I have now become the Swag God after buying these fresh Nikes.

by Toaborox13 January 8, 2015

L-Swag

A type of walking that takes years to perfect completely and flawlessly. It shows ego, power, and poise. Only one person in the entire world is a native of this beloved and cherished walking style. Hopefully his swag will rub off on us some day.

Guy 1-Did you see him L-Swagging down the street?
Guy 2-DUDE, I know. He's a legend....

by Mz. K October 16, 2010

Yoder Swag

After you you max out at Yoder's Country Kitchen Buffet and you can't walk right because you're so full

man I just maxxed out on 3 plates, I'm gonna have some bad Yoder Swag.

that guy's moving pretty slow, he must have that Yoder Swag.

by iceicebabytoocold January 14, 2010

Swag Fag

The real term for idiots who claim they got swag.

Your friend is a fucking swag fag bro!

by LifeDestroy88 November 28, 2014

Swag List

Swag List - A creation of a list of music that only consists of rap. This playlist is the best and superior rap playlist compared to others.

Evan - Hey Luke have you heard The Swag List?

Luke - No I haven't

Evan - Here listen to it on 8tracks

*After listening to it*

Luke - Wow that is The Swag List!

by Iller Than Ben Stiller July 25, 2014