Herp Stick

1: Your whip in every game in the Castlevania series. Generally used to combat Goofy Bone Skeletons, Bats, Ghouls, Hunchbacks, and Dracula himself.

2: A very good weapon, or very good item in any game, or real life.

1:

Peter: My Herp Stick upgraded!
Chris: Yes! Now we will go kill Dracula!
Peter: Aww, I died.
Chris: Your Herp Stick had a malfunction.
2:

Chris: Have you obtained the Herp Stick yet?
Eric: There is no Herp Stick in this game.
Chris: Then you are obviously playing the game wrong.

by Simon's Stunt Double April 2, 2011

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

by backotruck December 26, 2011

monzo stick

Short for mozzarella sticks

Olive Garden monzo sticks are the best.

by starvingsamosa August 5, 2019

Ruffian stick

a stick like object (golf club, hammer, bed post, cane, crutches, etc...) that is used to destroy objects or people.
Can only be used by ruffians

Dotz: Tongue smashed the toilet with a ruffian stick!

Frank: Did you tongue?

Tongue: If i don't remember it didn't happen

by Dotz January 29, 2005

tennis stick

Lingo made popular by The Simpsons - more commonly referred to as a racquet.

Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?

Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.

Player 1: Idiot.

by Bourkey July 6, 2008

sticks and stuff

A really shitty bag of marijuana or pot. Mostly stems and seeds.

You don't want to smoke any of my weed all I have is sticks and stuff.

by Brandon Gardner August 17, 2003

God Sticks

Black and Milds

Tom: Yo you got those god sticks?

Dave: Yea Man you know I got you.

by Cash money1234 September 30, 2009