Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.
Ejaculating into a sock.
Ejaculating into a sock.
by Kenilworth April 14, 2009
Get the wet sock mug.a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
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my ninja sock ruined my relationship
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girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
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girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
my ninja sock ruined my relationship
2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
3.
girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
by valos1479 May 22, 2009
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1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?
Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019
Get the Gay Sock Rules mug.The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
by Chickenarms March 31, 2011
Get the Squirrel sock mug.Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
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by Ms. Guppie October 8, 2003
Get the purple sock mug.a day in which its so hot that you sweat so much it drips down your asscrack and onto your clean white socks, which in turn become brown
by ribman January 4, 2007
Get the brown sock day mug.Also known as emo-butt-rock it refers to the genre of shitty emo music that a bunch of socially retarded morons listen to. They like to sit around and butt fuck each other while listening to Atreyu and other fake fucking O.C. bands, and since they only use their tears as lube it often leads to a Pink Sock or an inverted anus.
Dean listens to a bunch of pink sock rock. Atreyu eats a fatty fucking cock! Fuck O.C. and fuck Pink Sock Rock. Cheer up you fucking douche bags!!!
by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
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