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wet sock

Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.
I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.
by Kenilworth April 14, 2009
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ninja sock

a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
1.

my ninja sock ruined my relationship

2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?

boy: what?

girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?

3.

girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows

boy: what ?

girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
by valos1479 May 22, 2009
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Gay Sock Rules

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019
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Squirrel sock

The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.

P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
Yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over MILFO stockes and then cried because im lonely...
by Chickenarms March 31, 2011
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purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
See Harry Mount
by Ms. Guppie October 8, 2003
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brown sock day

a day in which its so hot that you sweat so much it drips down your asscrack and onto your clean white socks, which in turn become brown
man 1: its too hot to work today
man 2: ya its definately a brown sock day
by ribman January 4, 2007
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pink sock rock

Also known as emo-butt-rock it refers to the genre of shitty emo music that a bunch of socially retarded morons listen to. They like to sit around and butt fuck each other while listening to Atreyu and other fake fucking O.C. bands, and since they only use their tears as lube it often leads to a Pink Sock or an inverted anus.
Dean listens to a bunch of pink sock rock. Atreyu eats a fatty fucking cock! Fuck O.C. and fuck Pink Sock Rock. Cheer up you fucking douche bags!!!
by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007
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