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No it's not

Your dick isn't really really really really really really really big I swear if you say its bigger waylon
Because no it's not
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Snotblock

Snotblocking is when you shout the preemptive "Bless you" to someone that is about to sneeze.

This may also apply to someone that has sneezed once and looks like they are going to sneeze again.

The sneeze version of cockblock.
<ACHOO>
Bless you, bro!
Imma sneeze again... <AA..
Bless you
Damn you! You totally snotblocked me!
by Donfuji February 6, 2012
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snotty

to fall and hurt one's self really badly
"Shit i jst embarsassd myself n fell in a right snotty"
by Maz June 2, 2003
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Snotgobbler

Someone with the propensity for sucking a person's face during the act of depraved sex.
Petulantpixie snotgobbled his face whilst bringing him to climax.
by magic.hands November 18, 2004
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Snotted

"Oh man! I drank so much beer last night! I am completely snotted"
by snwbrdngsfinest December 7, 2009
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it's not rocket surgery

When you think that something is simple and very easy to understand but you're not very competent as a human yourself at the moment.

A good example of a Malaphor (where two idioms combine to make a confusing saying that doesnt sound quite right)
Person1: "I can't believe you don't understand this. It's not rocket surgery!"

Person2: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
by gayyyyyyyysex November 11, 2017
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snotnose

This is an extremely irritating, annoying, snobby child who demands their way at all costs, even to the point of embarrassment. A more acceptable term for a brat. May also be used as an adjective
"That snotnose got us kicked out of saks" said the babysitter to her friend, " now I have to shop at macy's, eww"

that snotnosed bitch got me to do her chores!
by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008
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