Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010

signal boner

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

by joerun26 July 21, 2010

Single Suspenders

When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.

Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.

by Fromagnum June 20, 2010

Signal Dance

The dance performed when attempting to obtain or improve cell phone signal, a.k.a tha Cell Phone Samba

Wait, lemme do the signal dance... Is this better???

by Lestat II November 8, 2010

single cheek it

a more civil synonym for half assing something

student A: man i can't believe we have to write an entire essay on osmosis through the epidermis by tommorow.

student B: just single cheek it.

by the-P.I.C November 11, 2010

Sangali

Fuckin hardass . Period , point blank .

Person 1 : Hey Sangali .
Sangali : Fuck you .
Person 1 : I thought we were friends brah ?
Sangali : I dont fuckin care Im a hardass .

by dicksucker13 January 11, 2011

Single Polygamy

(n) A man who is marries several women at once.

His family practice single polygamy in every marriage.

by hornyZebra April 27, 2011