Shoptard

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011

Do women be shoppin?

I question that only true men answer with yes

Do women be shoppin? Yes

by IhaveHIV October 26, 2020

Shopping Cart

a girl(or catcher in a gay relationship) wears roller skates on both hands and feet. The guy then pounds her from behind while pushing her around like a shopping cart.

that dirty chica, she wanted to do shopping cart.

by AwesomeMcSaint April 17, 2008

Shopping

the idea of engaging in the act of purchasing personal items which will be enjoyed by the buyer.

Mark: I just love the idea of engaging in the act of purchasing personal items which will be enjoyed by the buyer.

Tyrone: Oh so you like shopping?
Mark: Yea real talk shawty.

by walkdeezy June 29, 2011

garage shopping

the act of either breaking or sneaking into a foreign garage, hoping to gain something of value. most commonly alcohol.

"we need some beer but we're broke"
"no problem. let's go to the johnson's and do some garage shopping"

by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006

Shopping Drift Trial

A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.

The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.

This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.

I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

Anaheim Shopping Cart

The Anaheim Shopping Cart is a variation of the doggy-style sex position. The man enters the girl from behind (vaginal or anal) while the girl puts her hands behind her back and interlocks her fingers. The man then grabs her hands/wrists and pulls back, simulating the handle of a shopping cart, whilst carrying out intercourse.

Jon: Hey, what did you and that girl do last night?
Mike: Well, she wouldn't do anything too freaky, but I gave her the Anaheim Shopping Cart

by MCRT629 April 19, 2009