shatpost

A shitpost that is completely unfunny.

Can you stop with the Neco Arc shatposting; it's pretty stupid.

by Py~ May 10, 2022

shatwy

shatwy means girl/baby you can call your lover shatwy or you could say it as a joke

1“yeah she's my shatwy we've been together for 3 year's

2“kina will you be my shatwy uwu”

by akaashistoecrust October 22, 2022

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who likes too much hentai

Oi elvatten the shatten get here

by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019

Shattuck

A term used in the late 90's to describe a strange man. Also used as a term to classify pedophiles.

HEY SHATTUCK! Get away from those damn kids!

by Tim Kern August 16, 2017

shatneresque

A term descpribing a really bad acting performance.
Origin: William Shatner

Sylvester Stallone's performance in Rambo was very shatneresque.

by Him August 2, 2004