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Wake n Shake

Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"
Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow

Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake

Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....

Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski
Wake n Shake by dasahungrykeed January 10, 2010
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shake my wizzerm 

a term used to express the need for a male to urinate or pee.
Wooo weee! After seven Captain and diets I gots to shake my wizzerm!
shake my wizzerm by Nizzy A Dizzy August 13, 2008

Brotien Shake 

When working out with a group of friends and one makes your post-workout shake for you just to be nice

Also applies to a Brotien Bar when one of your boyz unwraps a protien bar and hands it to you.
Skyler puts hella berries in the brotien shakes he makes me after we hit the gym. thats why brotien shakes taste so much better than protien shakes.

Salt Shaker 

This is when a guy is about to ejaculate and his cum comes out like its coming out of a salt shaker. The girl get pelted with little bits of cum. She WILL get angry and walk out because she has lost her craving for your cock.
My boyfriend had the Salt Shaker problem last night when he came on me. I was gross.

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Salt Shaker by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

Shakespeare

The most brilliant writer of all time
Shakespere wrote stuff that we could never write in our dreams
Shakespeare by Stephanie March 4, 2004

Allerious Shades 

Person that played Asheron's Call in the servers Thistledown and Darktide. Hated and Feared by all. Usually the victim of idiotic board polls and flamers on the VN boards.
Allerious Shades is a great PK, lets go to him and call him a bunch of names then run away or attack if I have 20 friends around me!
Allerious Shades by Shadowalk September 25, 2004

Alaskan Salt Shaker 

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker