Santa

Santa is urmom dummy!
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Santa is a girl's name in Latvia. The most loving girl. One of a kind. Treasure to find. Same name means "saint" in spanish, italian, portuguese and santa clause.
I just met the most loving girl in the world, named Santa.
by little flower April 04, 2021
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Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.

Common in Florida
"Be carefully i think Mr Smith is gonna pull a santa."
"Thanks for the warnning man."
by Doctor mc doctor. December 19, 2021
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Santa

stalks children/pedo can kill if feeling it. also not real.
Person 1: I think i'm being stalked...
person 2: it's santa
by bucklingshoes November 22, 2019
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A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister
by Secret puma December 02, 2023
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A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.
Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!
by Ahdhan February 01, 2018
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santa jaws

the worlds sexiest shark asf!!
ong santa jaws dick is so huge it practically came out of my mouth!
by pussy power!😜 December 25, 2020
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