Burnin’ rubber

When you jerk off with a condom on.

Jared is weird and lonely; I bet he likes burnin’ rubber.

by 30master May 12, 2022

boot : rubbers

boot bo͞ot noun
1. The hindquarters of your automobile

2. a sturdy item of footwear covering the foot, the ankle, and sometimes the leg below the knee.
synonyms: gumboot · wellington · wader · walking boot · riding boot

boot bo͞ot verb
kick in a specified direction:
"he ended up booting the ball into the stands"
synonyms: kick · punt · bunt · strike with the foot · tap · propel · drive · knock · send · blooter

a hard kick: "I got a boot in the stomach"
synonyms: kick · blow · knock

Granny said to Pops, "Put your rubbers in the boot : rubbers." (translation: put your rain galoshes in the trunk of your car )

by ohenry bar July 1, 2022

Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood

He’s drinking a bloody rubber shot

by J4ck20n November 16, 2022

Manhattan rubber

When a man slaps his partner in the face with a used condom.

She asked me to use a condom so when I was done, I took it off and gave her a Manhattan rubber.

by mrwhatwhat January 29, 2023

armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.

If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.

by QuacksO June 20, 2023

American rubber

A condom.

Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil

by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023

Washington Robbery

Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.

Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.

by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024