John Roberts

GWB's choice for the Supreme Court to replace Sandra O'Connor. An extremely intelligent yet cunning conservative who appears to have been planning for the bench all his life by hiding his true beliefs and intentions. To the delight of the conservatives, Roberts appears to be anti-choice and pro-religion. It's highly likely that Robert will be the key to overturning Roe v. Wade in the future.

Bush picked John Roberts because the later has little track record for pundits to analyze and take apart.

by ladder September 14, 2005

Robertsdale

Sparsley populated town located near the center of Baldwin county in Alabama. Known mostly as a farming and cattle town and stopping point along Highway 59 to the Gulf Shores and Orange Beach cities along the Gulf of Mexico.

The City of Robertsdale is holding an election for city council this Tuesday.

by robertsdale_citizen March 13, 2009

Robert Tapindowski

Ancient finished tap in merchant for the ancient finished “club” FC VARcelona, a small european team riddled with debt, lies and fraud players like Gayonel Pessi.

Eg: I fucking love cock!

John: Then you must be a Robert Tapindowski fan, although I personally prefer calling him Ancientoldski.

by mrfactsfootballcr7 October 3, 2022

Trevor and Roger

The name given to breasts when one is larger (Roger) than the other (Trevor). Often found in recently developed teenage girls.

Bro 1: That hoe is dirty?

Bro 2: Why?

Bro 1: She's got a Trevor and Roger!

Bro 2: That is dirty :/

by JustPlainFreak July 6, 2011

roger waters

The driving creative genius behind Pink Floyd. He played bass, he wrote the songs, he wrote the lyrics, came up with the concepts, was the best singer, held together and then ripped apart the band, and (last but not least) was the only member of Pink Floyd to have any trace of personality and charisma. Yeah, he was somewhat of an asshole toward his former bandmates, but hey, when you're just THAT good, you are allowed to throw around a bit of ego. After he left the rest of Pink Floyd went on to cobble together a couple of half-assed albums that lacked any semblance of creative integrity. After Roger Waters left, Pink Floyd was reduced to a sprawling, bloated train wreck that was embarrassing to watch and listen to (think "Dogs of War"). Roger himself went on to release three of the most underrated albums ever. "Radio Kaos", "The Pros and Cons of Hitch-hiking", and "Amused to Death" are brilliant concept albums held together by great music and thoughtful lyrics. Unfortunately they will forever be absent from mainstream consciousness because they deal with subjects such as: human relationships, marriage and affairs, political engineering and the effect of technology on today's world, power struggles within society, the drive toward personal honesty, rather than deeper, more meaningful things people prefer such as: bitches, ho's and drugz.

Dude 1: Holy shit man, why are you walking around with a hard-on?? I can see it through your jeans!

Dude 2: Yeah, I'm listening to Roger Waters on my ipod, man. Step off.

by Sconz July 17, 2006

Jaime roberts

Major sucking a life. a life ruiner; to ruin ones life from drinking excessive amounts of beer, therefore causing one to have frequent calf cramps.

Oh my god!! that bitch is so bad at everything..shes pretty much jaime robertsing her life right now.

by Nipple sucker October 19, 2008

robert pattinson

1) possibly the ugliest actor on the current face of hollywood who will soon attempt (and fail) to portray the most beautiful character in the current literary craze, twilight.

2) only got the part of said character because Gaspard Ulliel was too pretty/busy/good for the movie and probably would have realized this himself half-way through and then quit.

smart person (i.e. person with eyes): did you see that robert pattinson guy who's supposed to be Edward?
dumb person (i.e. complete waste of space): LyKe yEsS, 0mGz!11! r0bErT pAtTiNsoN iS s00 sExiiii!!1! hE's sOo mY bF!!1!1!
(pause pause)
smart person: you're a tool.

by meeved July 3, 2008