Robert

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Robert is a gay faggot.

by godisded February 28, 2017

daylight robbery

when someone member of team manages to fluke even the most shit goals to put your team 1 down in stoppage time... after what can only be described as the worst and most negative performance from an opposition team at Anfield for years.

Liverpool 0-1 Man United. 3rd March 2007

"Man Utd fluked another win after an extremely negative and poor perfomance... daylight robbery of Liverpool!... i wish i could defecate on Neville's face!"

by bignandosmullet March 4, 2007

Robert

A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.

I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.

by University of Iowa Professor November 9, 2010

Robert

An athletic guy that always knows the right thing to say. He's always making stupid jokes. Typically has dark eyes and hair. Obsessed with sports. Sometimes over his head but always has good intention. He is a fun, loving person that always cares for who he's with and sometimes makes the wrong choices. But he's always there when you need him.

He is such a Robert!

by Underarmour17 December 16, 2013

Robert Pattinson

A pretty good actor, but most don't see that due to his douchebagey role in the Twilight Series produced by people who clearly got their degrees in a dark alley somewhere.

Robert Pattinson is a pretty good actor. I enjoyed his role in Remember Me & also in one of the Harry Potter films as Cedric Diggory. Too bad ignorant assholes judge him based on a shit film like Twilight.

by jsjdhahw January 6, 2011

Robert

Usually smiles and is not afraid to say what on there mind, Really sweet. But often gives up on love at a young age even though they shouldn't. They are always trying to please others like family. very Independent and would rather take care of others then be looked after. Has a good fashion sense and love there hair can often be mistaken for being "gay", but isn't. Very loyal, responsible ,fun and happy. Often though can have days when everything sucks and leaving them feeling down. Loves music especially new music, but also has a good taste for older music. One of the best people you will ever meet. Usually is very open and blunt but can also hide things like emotions and have walls, very close to a small group of friends, non-judgemental.

See that guy over there in twilight that is Robert Pattinson

He is such a Robert

by YourGirlJ July 23, 2011

Robert Plant

The Front man for legendary rock n roll band led zeppelin. Though he was an incredible song writer and awesome front man, his vocal were just slightly above average in comparison, to many other popular hard rock bands. (just compare his live vocals to studio albums and you'll see they had to tweak his vocals by large margins). Examples of better singers include Steven Tyler and Freddie Mercury either live sounds practically the same as they do on studio albums. Released several solo albums after the break up of led zeppelin in 1980 after Drummer john Boham's death. they were realatively uninspired and didnt have nearly the impact his earlier work did. Will always be regarded as one of the most influential artist in rock n' rolls grand history.

there's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

by Justin Grunow August 31, 2005