Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007

Retardnese

1. when a person types in upper and lower case letters and cant bloody decide which one to use so s/he uses both.
2. when that persons typing makes absloutly no sense to the reader due to the typee's skills at the keyboard.
3. internet ebonics (which i like to call an advance version of retardnese).
4. when a person tries to sound intellectual but doesnt know that the hell he/she is saying.
5. when a person tries to diss you out but it comes out soo stupid, soo idiotic, soo inconhearent to you mentally that they just make a fool out of them selves and just should commit suicide for the good of the human race.
6. replacing letters with numbers or symbols when replying to post in a forum or an email.

Examples of Retardnese:
1. "JuZ BcZ i TyP LiKe DiZ DoZeNt MeAn iM DuM"
1. "WH0 iS THE M0ST FUGLiEST ASiAN UVE SEEN HERE?"
2. "i does!"
2/3. "who the finest asian in hur huh?
i been wondering the the one and only finest asian in hur?"
3. "pedophile? loll . niigzz pleazee shut da fucc up .. im not gay like u loll.. theres 17teen too u fucc face.. nwayss peace niggzz.."
4. ""Couldn't we all just said we were all once 13 year olds..?!?!
XVI-Roman Numerals. I think thats how it goes..."
5. "HA HA YOU'RE TOO FUNNY DONKEY SH!T COS YOU KNOW ALL TOO WELL FROM SEEING YOUR MUM STUFF HER BRA WITH SUPER CHEAP TOILET ROLL!
NAH MAN - MY BRA GOT SOME TEXTURE TO IT MAKING IT LOOK BOBBLY - I DIDN'T STUFF ANYTHING COS IF I WAS TO STUFF ANYTHING, I'D STUFF YOU DOWN THE TOILET AND sh*t ON YOU - YOU WANNABE MONKEY MAGIC HAIR B!TCH!"
6. "s0 wh@?. y d0 y0u k33p 0n h@1ng 0n m3 f0r da way 1 typ3?"
(all examples were taken from different fourms)

by Gina Tran And Patrick Pacificador May 11, 2006

retardism

retardism (v.) one who acts retarded all the time.

that person has retardism.

that person has been diagnosed with retardism.

by funnies23 January 9, 2011

retarded faggot

A guy named SDP-_- on PlayStation. The very best around

"Man, he's such a retarded faggot."

by My awhile is gay a f November 30, 2017

retardette

A retardette is a female retard.

"Omg! Allison is such a retardette!"

by Erin November 1, 2004

Retard Frog Squirl

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.

A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".

by sober_noob August 22, 2009

Drank Himself Retarded

The mental state where one has officially drank enough alcohol to be considered on an equivalent level with a retard. Typical symptoms include loss of ability to speak, hear, or perform basic life sustaining tasks. In order to determine the number of drinks one must consume to qualify for the status of drinking himself retarded a simple formula can be used:
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.

Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.

Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.

Look at Chino, he is showing no facial expressions, drooling on himself, pissed his pants, and cant seem to make basic complete sentences. I think he must have drank himself retarded.

Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.

by OJ Da Juiceman10 June 20, 2009