Puddingteilchen

💅🧁 Term for quota-filled women in public service, e.g. policewomen. Usually miscast, who are obviously incompetent. Women who stand at a terrorist attack with MP5s but don't have a magazine in them, or who are so cowardly and weak that they can't manage to overpower a single naked, unarmed nutcase with 12 policemen.

The term comes from the fact that in Ehrenfeld, Cologne many of these fat, incompetent quota policewomen go to the bakery to get "pudding pastries" during their lunch break.

“Ey, siehst du die Puddingteilchen da drüben schon wieder in der Mittagspause beim Bäcker was zum Naschen holen?” (“Hey, do you see those pudding cakes over there getting something to snack on at the bakery during their lunch break again?”)

by stefan1978 November 25, 2024

puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

puddin smear

The name retards use for creamy juice stains in the panties.

girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."

by osirus mutha July 10, 2010

puddinpuff

a nickname that cute boys give to their girlfriends; usually used obnoxiously in public areas to embarrass the girlfriend.

*in a store*

Boy: "PUDDINPUFF! WHERE ARE YOOOUU?!?!"
Girl: "Shut up!" *laughs*
Boy: "Wanna go bang?"
Girl: "Yeah."

by ABVFHYnfajlencjioaewrflcjfhab October 24, 2010

Puddin'd

Any of the following.
a) Being screwed over by the one you love.
b) Being screwed over by a good buddy.
c) Your loved one screwing your good buddy.
d) Your good buddy screwing your loved one.
f) Being totally fucked over completely.

"Johnny was upset when he found out he had been Puddin'd by his best friend"

by cheatin June 12, 2012

puddin face

When someone sticks their bottom lip out and looks reflected. Generally they do this when they want something but are told no.

That guy wanted to hit this but I told him hell to the no...now he's looking all puddin face.

by skintou September 9, 2013

puddins head

A shit hair cut

puddins head

by Regs November 4, 2013