Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
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Kid Pro Quo

When you barter childcare duties with your partner, so they can go out with friends.
Sure, I can watch the kids on Friday night when you're out with the girls, but kid pro quo - I wanna go have a beer with Dave next Thursday.
by the_docta June 01, 2021
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kid pro quo

When one parent offers to watch the kids so the other can go out with their friend, in exchange for reciprocation of duties later.
"Sure you can go out with your girlfriends tomorrow night, but next weekend I wanna go have a beer with Dave, you know, kid pro quo!"
by the_docta May 26, 2021
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Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily
Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
by studderblox January 20, 2024
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Pro-pet romantic preference

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets
Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 02, 2021
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When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
by wbonaventura December 30, 2022
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Pro-gaf

You are pro give a fuck. You care, as opposed to don't GAF.
I am tired of all the apathy, I just want someone pro-gaf.
by firestorm7639347 November 24, 2020
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