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Pre-Swail

Canadian in origin;

Getting together to drink at someone's house, before going out.
Let's go over to Jim's house and Pre-Swail before we hit the Club.
by Hoser Lingo January 9, 2010
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pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.
Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.
The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".
by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010
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Pre-Summer Movie

These are the movies that are released before the summer blockbuster season. They are usually released in April, but sometimes as early as March. They may have some elements of a summer blockbuster such as action and science fiction elements, but they usually are not quite the draw that summer movies are since kids are still in school. These movies also advertise summer blockbusters heavily.
Alice in Wonderland was an excellent pre-summer movie that made lots of money.
by New English August 10, 2010
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Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.
Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.
by TX-BWC August 19, 2010
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Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 2, 2010
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Pre-Snails

Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.
Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM

Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM

Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"

Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
by shaginwagin May 5, 2010
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