pocket rodeo

when you insert your finger into someone ELSE'S pocket in order to:

a.) break awkward silences
b.) break the ice
c.) be a creep

girl 1: *insert's finger into girl 2's pocket* "pocket rodeo!!"
girl 2: "wtf, get your finger out of my pocket."

by fingerling2323 October 15, 2010

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 16, 2012

Pocketrazzi

Your phone decides to turn into a paparazzi in your pocket and takin hundreds of beautiful pictures off....pocket.

*gets out phone to show a particular picture but has to scroll through hundreds of pictures of nothing* "Man, how lame! My phone decided to be a pocketrazzi!"

by beautifulmistake_2013 March 7, 2012

Pocket fisherman

Human fishing pole, aka penis.

So I whipped out my pocket fisherman, and did some casting for hos.

by Lenrie1 August 10, 2012

pocket answer

noun.

The accidental answering of a cell phone where the person is overheard talking, but not realizing it. The caller assumes the recipient is carrying the phone in a pocket.

"Man. I hear him talk but he doesn't know he is on the phone. Must be a pocket answer."

by Rob32608 October 18, 2012

Pocket Blitz

When one person in a groups phone rings, and everyone scrambles to his/her pockets for their phone in case it's theirs.

"I was at a party last night with some friends and Caleb's phone rang, and the whole place pocket blitzed."

by Krispekreme January 18, 2013

Pocket Roach

(1.) A person that is always digging in your pockets.
(2.) A Bitch that is always trying to get money out of you.

Yo Bitch, leave me alone, you ain't gettin no money out of me, you damn Pocket Roach!

My bother is a damn Pocket Roach, always asking me for money.

by FuriousVader March 6, 2013