pirate smoker

one who seriously rocks out on the skin flute. i.e. bryce s.

bryce is the biggest pirate smoker i have ever seen. seriously.

by phillip December 4, 2003

pirate ship

medium-sized, attractive, proportional breasts

Alyssa and Meagan have a nice set of pirate ships on their ocean. Alex, however is sporting some serious barges.

by Damon, Alyssa, Paul, Meagan, Thomas and more November 17, 2004

anal pirate

when people dress up as pirates and have anal. then after that the male pirate inserts his balls into the females ass.

dude i did it anal pirate with my girl last night.
or ur a fucking anal pirate.

by brett maquiss February 10, 2007

Ukranian Pirate

A situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral sex, the penis is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.

George: "Dude, what happened to Sheila's eye?! She's wearing an eye patch!"

Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."

by witchdr1 June 30, 2010

stabbing the pirate

jerking off / masturbation

We saw Caitlin stabbing the pirate through the window.

by jellohohoh March 17, 2006

auto-pirate

A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, and auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.

I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left-handed peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.

by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006

Steve the Pirate

To sodomize a member of the same or opposite sex on the beach; to insert one's penis into the rectum of another while on a sandy beach. Typically, both individuals are intoxicated. The word is a colloquilism native to the southeastern United States.

Wow, he pulled a total Steve the Pirate last night. He completely went to town with Bethany!

by TheTitanTeammate August 8, 2009