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The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still havent found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods
Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.
The Gru Pass by Gru June 19, 2019

N-Word Pass 

The n word pass is a card, or a pass, were if you have it, you can legally say the word nigga without being from the hood
Yo, bro, I just got the N-Word pass my nigga
N-Word Pass by Yung Elmo July 11, 2019

Hot gas pass 

With your wife's hair dryer in hand, turn it on high heat and high flow. Point discharge end of hair dryer toward her and fart an unfiltered fart in the intake of said hair dryer.
The ol lady was putting her face on in the master bath when I gave her a hot gas pass that made her gag.
Hot gas pass by Texas MPM October 10, 2019

N-Word Pass 

A specific redeemable credible pass for the AngloSaxon/Caucasian race. ( Typically white color) to be allowed ONCE to have the N-Word

(Nigger, typically with a hard "R") said/come out of the the persons mouth. African-Americans can have their rights to say this word revoked.
Quince: YO CRACKER, YOU BETTER HAVE A NIGGA PASS TO SAY THAT. A NIGGA PASS HAS TO FROM A NIGGA TOO YOU DUMB FUCK.
Charlie: A matter of fact I do, here you go.
Quince: well thank you kind gentleman. Enjoy saying the Nigger Word as you have the pass to do that...My Nigga.

N-Word Pass meaning a pass to say the N -word ( Nigga,Nigger,Negro, ECT)
N-Word Pass by mcfuckery October 15, 2019

The Cuban pass 

The Cuban equivalent of "the 'n' word pass" for people of color. It allows a person of Cuban descent to be excluded from ridicule or incendiary comments based on their status of being from the island of Cuba.
Bro don't worry. I know it sounds kinda mean but he gave me the Cuban pass
The Cuban pass by Stein1856 October 16, 2019

Mummy nu pass 

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
Mummy nu pass by Likhakha December 26, 2019