Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014

Potato Dick

A potato dick usually means something really small and deformed

"bro look at that balloon, it looks like a potato dick"

by A Holy Crusader March 29, 2022

Potato Pancake

When a fat woman faints on top of you during sex, and you suffocate either in boob or armpit.

A: Did you see what they put on Tod's tombstone? B: No what did they put? A: Poor bastard died of a potato pancake may he live for ever in his pleasure of obesity.

by state_of_self_destruction July 9, 2017

Potato Fish

A particularly bad memory

I've got a memory like a potato fish

by DanC22 August 31, 2020

Whoredi-potato

A chick named with a name such a high Dee, who is overweight, has no morals and is a whore. She unfortunately looks like a potato...

If I continue eating so much pizza, I'll soon look like a Whoredi-potato

by MandiJay83 January 25, 2018

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

bed potato

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021