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Music Industry Poser

Guy who is unemployed/underemployed that has a hobby of doing something with music, but he puts himself out there as working in the music industry as a professional, as if its a real full time job.
Guy read the ad in the back of Rolling Stone, or saw the commercial on daytime TV since he is realistically unemployed about "working with the stars of tomorrow, today."

Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.

Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.

He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.

This guy, is a music industry poser.
by Hobby shot caller December 1, 2010
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posted up

Hanging out. Staying put.
"Posted up like paint on walls." - Killah Priest
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Posiden powder

The secret ingredient in crabby paddies. Is also another word for cocaine.
Yo i just got some posiden powder for super cheap!
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pole position

The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!

(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
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posh hammer

Isle of Man slang for an upper class person who enjoys the nightly company of swine.
"I saw Lord Autumnbottom by the pig-sty last night- I swear he's a posh hammer."
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Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007
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Post-Labor Abortion

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.
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