Poo Tanker

When a guy is getting a girl in the ass while also giving her a swirly in a toilet in which he just took a shit.

She loved that corn she was swallowing last night when I was giving her the poo tanker.

by The Wood25 December 19, 2010

Poo Food

Any food you eat and is subsequently turned into poo.

Man, I'm so hungry! I could sure go for some poo food!

by Beklan September 13, 2011

poo toll

Another word for Loo roll. The price you pay for taking a dump.

Heather said to Steph 'Damn we gotta pay the poo toll'
Hannah says 'We run outa loo roll?'

by LoLG January 17, 2013

poo-stain

A person that no one likes and extremely resembles a stain left by a poop.

Maya is such a poo-stain!

by Salty potatoe May 16, 2019

poo lord

The creator of space ham and time, and btw has really really really big shlong, gets all da babes, and kinda obese

Poo lord is da best

by Poo_lord8 January 19, 2021

Poo Poo Piker

Nickname for Hasan Piker after roomers of him shitting his pants on stream.

In actuality, after losing power on stream, he blamed it on a brownout, a lesser version of a blackout. However, many of his viewers did not know what this meant, assuming that brownout meant he shit his pants.

Hasan: “Sorry guys, I just had a brownout but I’m back now”

Chat: “You shit your pants??? POO POO PIKER”

by Uncle_Clem July 18, 2022

Poo Party

A party in which all of the activities involve poo. Diarrhea is used for finger painting and diarrhea balloon fights (funnels are suggested for getting the diarrhea into the balloons, but getting poo all over you is half the fun). Solid poo is used for spin the poo (you get a dirty sanchez or a cleaveland steamer instead of a kiss), pin the poo on the donkey (the face of another party-goer is a great substitute when you're fresh out of donkeys), and sculpting poo (poo can be baked to preserve your work). Poo with corn and peanuts serves as a great snack while poo smoothies are a great thirst quenchers, and poo burritos are a treat everyone will love. The best poo parties always end with a butt fiesta.

It is suggested that party-goers eat a big meal, preferably chock full of beans, and take laxatives before attending to really increase the level of poo fun. And, if you want to get the party started a little early, wear a diaper all day before attending. That way, you should have plenty of poo ready to go when the poo party starts.

Those cool kids at the Palo Alto House throw the best poo parties! I wish I had as much fun with my poo as those crazy kids.

Did you hear about that poo party Brad held last weekend? I hear Ward showed up and had everyone chili dog her while she masturbated to a picture of Villiers, the poo party queen.

by poo party panda December 9, 2008