Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.

Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.

by Gar Grim January 12, 2019

Where is that Sean Penn?

The question on everybody’s lips when disaster strikes anywhere in the world.

As the group of folks in downtown L.A. needing COVID testing formed into a larger and larger throng, the desperate and plaintive question arose, “Where is that Sean Penn?”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020

penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

by cheettoz December 13, 2022

Pentium

someone who takes long to comprehend simple things

A: I explained to her several times but she couldn't understand shit.
B: hahaha! I told you that girl is a Pentium.

by Flmb June 15, 2015

de la Pena

Means "of the rock" in english. Common surname of Spanish/Mexican/Filipino races. This is one of the most awesome last names someone could have. People with these surnames have determination and obligation to have respect for themselves and other people.

Him: That pretty lady have a nice aspect in life. She's someone to be respected.
Him2: Of course, she's from the clan of de la Pena's.

by mishikawanies November 7, 2011

Penis Pocket

The opening found on men's pajams, often accessorized with a button.

Guy: "I hate when my penis pocket opens when I am standing in front my mom."

by Lexi Naudziunas June 27, 2008

Penis Handshake

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.

Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"

by phopey October 5, 2011