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Patterson California

A field-workers paradise
Patterson California is a place with lots of fields surrounding it,and lots of field workers go there to work and never leave.
by richard fitzsnuggly November 9, 2011
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Platterpussy

Origins: This word is derived from the Platypus, an otter-like mammal from Australia. It is also derived from the Latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.

Meaning: A bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.
I don't have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, I have a whole platterpussy.
by Smorgey March 29, 2011
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Pateer

Commonly known as Paki, a Pateer has an irresistible urge to play League of Legends at all times and everywhere regardless to the situation. His house could be on fire and he would respond with, "P.P.P.P. PENTAKILL WITH T.T. T. T. TRYND".
A most unique characteristic of a Pateer is that south of his right nipple is the location of what scientists have concluded to be a Hydrogen Bomb.

Although very friendly at first, a Pateer is a volatile narcotic-obsessed maniac.

He has already been banned from 17 of the American States and a few countries in Europe and Asia including Pakistan.
OH HELL NO THATS PATEER EVERYONE RUN FOR THEIR LIVES.... o wait, u wanna play LoL? Ok!
by FANTASTIC GANGSTA July 18, 2011
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Potter Mouth

potter mouth - someone who constantly talks about the harry potter series when you just want them to stop.
frank: so guys i want your thoughts on the new harry potter movie - do you think harry's son is going to be slitherin or Griffondor? ooh ooh and what about snape? no one saw that coming am i right!

dan: stfu.
carl: stfu.
jake: stfu.
brian: yea dude your such a potter mouth.
by anothernamewithbroinit July 21, 2011
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Mike Patten

Mike Patton was rocking out while the goldfish croaked
by mama lucien March 25, 2005
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Harry Potter

1. Series of books for some unknown reason constantly referenced against "Lord of the Rings"
2. A CHILDREN'S series of books, which I read and thought, "hmmm, 1 and 3 were good but 2, 4, and 5 were complete garbage" but then I realized they were CHILDREN'S BOOKS - and kids would love 'em, hell, be scared to death by them, and now, whenever I work with kids and they act like Draco Malfoy I say "Behave, or I'll sick Voldemort on you!" and they shit the bed and behave for days on end.
3. A series of books often compared to "Lord of the Rings" and then I realize that I define "apple" as an orange, segmented fruit, with an orange peel... oh wait, I'm comparing apples to oranges!!!
1. "Harry Potter is not nearly as cool as Frodo Baggins" as eluded to by all the retarded dicks who feel this way and post to this webpage - see def. 1 and 3.
2. "If you little fuckers don't stop screaming, I'll go Voldemort ALL OVER YOUR ASS!!" - see def 2.
by cliffy November 24, 2003
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harry potter

god that harry potter is such a pervert, he felt ginny up!
by ginny weasley September 23, 2003
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