Chanele No.5

When you stick your finger in an exposed butt crack.

"When Angie was bent over I had to give her a Chanele No.5"

by AnalAssassin August 12, 2007

5 ho

police

5 ho in the hizhouse

by huckleberry hound November 04, 2003

defcon 5

adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.

These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.

And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.

A grumper often results in defcon 5.

Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?

by Nolan Dean March 22, 2005

5:53

It is a thing between Joshtin that happens behind closed doors.

Joshtin did the 5:53.

by wawaosiopao February 16, 2021

December 5

National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!

*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”

by crippled4lifepolarbear December 05, 2019

jurassic 5

some hip-hop guys... they got some pretty nice tracks, like 'a day at the races', thats my favorite one. but of course, its the only track of theirs that i've heard so of course it's my favorite.

look at the other guy's definition because it is way better than mine...

by karl July 08, 2004

5 december

✨sinterklaas✨

its 5 december we’re going to celebrate sinterklaas’s birthday

by uglywh0re__ December 05, 2020