crippled4lifepolarbear's definitions
National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!
*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”
by crippled4lifepolarbear December 4, 2019
Get the December 5mug.