Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."

by Warlock dog August 5, 2012

Fizz Beer

Lager.

So called as lager is a fizzy beer with lots of bubbles.

"A pint of fizz beer please"

by Johnnyboyz98 October 2, 2022

Punishment beer

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.

Chris was being a total douche so we drank his Bud Light as a punishment beer.

by Rampage W. January 6, 2011

Beer-Bressure

The act of getting influenced or pushed to drink.

You: Drink up sonny boy, tonight we be chillin'.

Me: I'm good, thanks :).
You: Haha, you to pussy to drink?
Friend: Bruh stop tryna beer-bressure her

by Anonymous-duck March 2, 2020

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

by traplord&lady February 12, 2021

ponzi beer

a beer you buy for another person on a third party's tab, usually with said party having no knowledge of the action.

Pat: Aw man, I totally hooked with that girl last night after her I bought that beer for her.

Kevin: Pat, you turd. You charged that beer to my tab. I thought I told you to stop with the ponzi beers.

by KO'C March 10, 2011