road rules

television show on mtv in which contestants do activities meant to test their physical and emotional endurance

last night on ROAD RULES abe got kicked off.

by bojangles July 31, 2003

Rule 99

A simple statement used to silence and alienate any boring or uninteresting story.

Gary: "So my brothers were playing socker and they..."
Victoria: "Rule 99..."
Gary: *silence*

by infected2321 March 28, 2010

Rule 1248

If it's a kid pedophiles will probably jerk off to it.

Person 1: Ooooh, You see that kid? Im about to act up.
Person 2: Bro that's Rule 1248, I'm calling the cops

by HansenChris August 2, 2021

rule 171

If someone says joe mama to someone named Jaliegh, they must set them up with a cute girl.

Person 1 "have you heard that Joe died?"
Jaliegh "who's Joe again?
Person 1 "Joe mama!!"
Jaliegh "I know, where's my girlfriend though?"
Person 1 "what? What do you mean?"
Jaliegh "rule 171 buckio"

by JfizzyYT April 1, 2022

Rule 1701

Anyone who messes with Captain Picard will be killed upon discovery. NO exceptions.

Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.

Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.

by BrokenThumb September 15, 2009

Rule 630

Rule 630 is an internet rule that states this: "Every character can be made into a Sailor Moon character. All they need is the appropriate outfit and the word 'Sailor' before their name."

Guy: Yo dude what's this?
Buddy: What?
Guy: Why is Wolverine wearing a skirt?
Buddy: He got Rule 630ed.
Guy: Meaning?
Buddy: He was made into a Sailor Moon character.

by 23976 November 2, 2014

Mountain Rules

moun·tain- rüls ~ saying or phrase:

Origin- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 11 Ep.3 "The Gang Hits the Slopes"

Mountain Rules is the premise that certain things happen on the mountain that have no reason or explanation behind them. Anything and everything goes without question. Let the Mountain work for you and have no shame.

Best used when shouted after an action is performed or something exceptional happens

synonyms-
"Get after it"
"Stay Frosty"
"Send it"

"Holy shit, last night did you see Danny and Ryan jump into the hot tubs naked?"

"Hey man, it's Mountain Rules out here in Keystone"

"Ian just got on stage with Waka and smoked a blunt!"
"MOUNTAIN RULES MOTHERFUCKER!"

by dirtyskibum69 December 6, 2018