The Iron Johnnies

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain

hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this

by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018

Pull A Johnny

To defecate within the interior of someone's refrigerator.

I heard that he fucked my girlfriend at the party so I decided to pull a Johnny in his fridge.

by TikTak1848 July 23, 2017

Johnny

Very cool can get all the girls and if you lose him you'll regret it he has a very big dick and gets very horny and can kiss and fucl real well.He is very competitive very strong and very athletic he can also lift your spirits up and is a very good dancer and singer.He is very romantic and is very talented.

Oh i wish i was dating Johnny but im afraid im out of his league.

by Jouyv December 26, 2018

Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.

“Johnny Polito is sooo gay”

by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019

Johnny Holman

Born 12/19/01/ Also known as Jibby, jib, mcjibby, biggins, fatso mcbiggins, jibber jab. Is as loyal as a golden retriever. just ask him if he wants to go by bys

"Hey bro, wanna go party tonight" "nah man im good, im gonna stay home and play xbox with my guy johnny holman"

by Greengo444 June 14, 2018

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018