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Shakespeare In The Park

1. Any number of independent acting troupes which put on interpretations of Shakespeare's plays in local parks during the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn months. Often a great place for a date or to catch some local culture.

2. A large group of incredibly incompetent, self-absorbed people that have no consideration of others. Generally with inflated egos and the Peter Principle is at work, believing they are master of their craft when really, they are babytown frolics and cannot go out reliably without soiling themselves.
My wife and I met at a Shakespeare In The Park event.

Management is a prime example of Shakespeare In The Park, they have no idea what is going on and I am pretty sure the CEO shat himself in the last board meeting.
by PainfulTruths June 6, 2018
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Parking Deck

A form of quintuplesome in which all members of the party stack on top of each other. There is involvement of toy cars into bodily orifices.
That Parking Deck was real fun last night, so many people drove in.
by Condomant May 24, 2023
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park girl

A girl who is very unpopular and is not liked by many people. And is very anti social, not many people like them and they are very introverted.
O my god she is such a fucking park girl.
by Englandperson July 23, 2017
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park jeongwoo

the best human on earth from the group treasure.
park jeongwoo is so handsome!
by kyubestboy October 22, 2022
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conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"
Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot
by DrdodoDarren July 6, 2005
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Colin Park

A small sexy lady that gets all the guys in the world and is really gay because hes a man.
Colin park licks the paws of big D
by buttsex1234muncher August 19, 2017
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park drive

Time well spent driving around aimlessly in the park. One might enjoy the scenery and people watching while hoping someone will catch thier eye. They might also hope someone, even creepers, will holler at them. Some might be naturally offended by this but a true park driver would be thrilled. And if you are really lucky you might happen to see a rare hot skater in which it will make your day as you stalk them. Also one must bring a good cd in order to make his/her drive complete!
Park driver: oh wow there's a skater! Turn around let's drive by six more times! Omg he saw me! This isnt creepy at all!
by Lookingforahotskata July 4, 2009
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