My Dad

Homosexual monkey fucker.

My dad is a homo that fucks WAY too many monkeys

by Vladimir Lenin November 7, 2003

bio-dad

The S.O.B. who fathered you but didn't take the time or care to ever meet you.

I never met my bio-dad, that sob, Charles Carroll Palmisano.

by Safffernellie December 5, 2009

Dad jeans

Jeans with a relaxed fit, pockets high on the butt, worn by dads to embarrass you.

Oh my god, can you believe Joe is wearing those fugly dad jeans?!

by piranha84 September 21, 2016

your dad

he’s gone

your dad left ok?

by Ifufkfidkee January 9, 2020

dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.

Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.

by mcweaksause November 22, 2020

happy dad

A shitty name for a shitty seltzer

Hey bro pass me a happy dad.
That’s kinda sus

by Hoodparents June 26, 2021

dad-ass

When a dad, does something bad-ass...plain and simple.

Dude your dad just bought you a car?! That is so dad-ass!

by JeJ-E3E April 14, 2010