Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

What's your mum?

Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..

Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?

Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?

Etc.

by Letty : ) April 17, 2008

lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

ur mum

heckin gay

ur mum is heckin gay

by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018

Ur Mum

Big gae

Ur mum got big gae

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019

flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019

Mummed

Being very drunk or under the influence of something

I was so mummed last night!

by Manekchop August 27, 2025