muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Rump Muffin

First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.

Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?

Husband: No thanks hun, I think I'll just have me a rump muffin.

Husbands Anus: Phhhhhhhhhhhh

by Mo jo May 6, 2008

pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013

giggle muffin

its a muffin that makes u high :D the end

matt what are u eating...oh nothing just a giggle muffin...oh no man ur going to get high

by jfoaljfiajf June 3, 2011

Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.

You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.

by junglefeverjake February 27, 2015

munch muffin

when a girl or boy of any age who should go on a diet but however does not and thinks that they can fit in clothing that they wore last year and there stomachs hang out for all to see. if this is you take some advice and buy a larger shirt please.

also..not attractive to those who are subjected to observing such a sight.

WHOA! i walked past Tammy at the mall on Friday and I never realized how much of a munch muffin she is!

by ElECktRa June 4, 2007

muffin pie

1. A beautiful tempting and flawless pussy

2. A gay dude aka. Bitch ass, pillow biter, buttdart, rump ranger, jack master.

Why is Jaime always acting like a muffin pie?

by Rule 2 May 10, 2005