A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
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My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
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sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen
jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen
jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
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Get the brooklin mom mug.a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.
I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.
by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009
Get the surfdog's mom mug.A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.
I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"
by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014
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