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Emperor Midgeto

A person who has self proclaimed them in a position of power yet is shorter than all his friends.
Hey emperor Midgeto, how's the air down there?
by DerekIsADino December 7, 2023
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dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people
Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget
by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024
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mental midgetry

The transitional occurrence of becoming a mental midget once someone says or does something stupid beyond comprehension.

Common symptoms of mental midgetry include, but are not limited to:
• lack of critical thinking
• smoothness in the brain

• actively using Twitter
• the average Hazbin Hotel fan
• driving a BMW 3 series or above
• wearing VLONE
• attendance to a Tiktok Rizz Party or relation with an attendee
• casual use of Gen Z terms like "brainrot", "fn" or "I edge(d) to this"
• taking tren
• shameless self-promotion
and

• doing anything for clout

As there is no cure for stupidity, the same applies to anyone susceptible of mental midgetry.

If you see someone experiencing this fatal phenomena, consider euthanizing them for the greater good.
Chenise and Brie were besties since childhood but Chenise suspected her friend was wet behind the ears.
This was later confirmed when she saw Brie eating corn the long way at a Food Festival
Fearing it was too late, Chenise sighed and accepted her bestie was undergoing mental midgetry
by bredsheeran81 April 29, 2024
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Mick Midgeley

Adjective & random name (not a known person) used amongst the workshop lads in the company I worked for years ago to describe the need for food.
Synonym :- Hank Marvin
F*ckin' hell! I'm proper Mick Midgeley me, like.
by PammyVB June 28, 2024
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Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.
by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024
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Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
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