Mexican Jetlag

a hang-over.

Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.

by henrytheviii June 25, 2009

mexican snorkel

sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.

In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Mexican Slimjim

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally. Usually a metal hanger or brick.

Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.

by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009

Mexican Hijacking

Something that fails miserably to meet expectations. Originates from the hijacking of a Mexican airplane on September 9, 2009, in which a plane was hijacked by a group who claimed to have a bomb but instead had an empty box wrapped in brown paper.

I though Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would be good but it sucked. It was a Mexican Hijacking.

by I'm not Doug September 10, 2009

mexicantism

Showing excessive amounts of Mexican pride and delusions of being a badass. This trait comes off as being smug and highly annoying.

Hugo loves to post his mexicantisms on facebook at all times of the day. This makes his friends feel embarrassed when he opens his mouth and want to unfriend him on facebook.

by BigBootyFreshandFruity December 17, 2010

Mexican Lunchbox

A portable toilet, or pot-o-pot, that is totally dirty, stinky, foul and fucked up and destroyed on the inside, especially on a construction site with many workers. This term comes from the massive amounts of Mexicans on these job sites, and the unsanitary conditions left by them after eating several bean sandwiches for lunch, and standing on the seat instead of either sitting, or using the U.F.O. position, in other words, hovering.

Charles- Man I've had to take a shit for hours, but I can't hold it any longer.

Dave- It sucks to be you, there's no bathrooms around,I guess you're gonna have to use the Mexican Lunchbox.

Charles- Fuck that! I'd rather shit myself! I went in there to piss this morning and it looked like someone was finger painting with a melted Snickers bar!

by Berumper March 15, 2011

Mexican Banzai Challenge

The act of taking copious amounts of laxative and eating vast amounts of taco bell in one sitting.

Dude Larry almost died last night from the Mexican banzai challenge.

by PinHeadLarry July 20, 2014