The boy version of max is big headed a dick and you would be able to hear him from a mile away. He's agressive and if he fell on you you would definatly get hurt. Anyway, he is the biggest red neck you will ever meet.
"Hey remember that boy Max" " i remember because all he posts on snapchat is his WD 40 and his quads. " "he's such a red neck."
by Gummybearworm23 February 22, 2018
Get the boy maxmug. by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Max Croninmug. A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014
Get the Max Calcroftmug. A very tall and strange man who stalks his "girlfriend" while playing WAR THUNDER, he thinks he knows everything about planes and thinks you need an engine to fly a plane which is dumb. Max T is only successful in rapping and having no life. Max T shoves his Xbox controller up his rectum and tells his dad to let it vibrate. He has a small bird who has seen some shit named dinner. His favorite food is human meat and he gets caught jerking off 6 times a week by his mum.
by An even sadder man May 2, 2021
Get the Max Tmug. by Gjaybaby April 22, 2021
Get the Max Wondersmug. by GLaDOS's Mailer Daemon September 2, 2010
Get the Max Stacksmug. Could bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the mvp of the 2021 10-0 wayland freshman team. That's right; undefeated
Wow, that Max Dresens sure is good at football. He's going D1 for sure! It would be a shame if he tore his labrum in his first game as a sophomore.
by FinnGan November 21, 2022
Get the Max Dresensmug.