The boy version of max is big headed a dick and you would be able to hear him from a mile away. He's agressive and if he fell on you you would definatly get hurt. Anyway, he is the biggest red neck you will ever meet.
"Hey remember that boy Max" " i remember because all he posts on snapchat is his WD 40 and his quads. " "he's such a red neck."
by Gummybearworm23 February 22, 2018
Get the boy maxmug. A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022
Get the Max Blakemug. v. to microwave
Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
by Housies September 11, 2010
Get the max thrustmug. -"Hey da ist Max Maier"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"
Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"
Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"
by Kami_kazuya August 30, 2022
Get the Max Maiermug. by Kay Maholto January 1, 2020
Get the Max Nutmug. A guy that all the girls love , normally dates 4 girls at once and is kinda a man-whore. He normally attracts his best mates little sisters and will probably hook up with them , to piss his mate off.
by annnabbeeeeeeeeleeeeeeeee. May 24, 2009
Get the Max mcineasmug. Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day
by Blake Oden February 16, 2022
Get the Max playmug.