The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.
by Matt Spurrier/Jeffery Robinson June 11, 2006
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Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican car.
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by bigscottlarock December 24, 2008
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A person born in Mexico who has to take a lot of racist shit because a lot of people in the world are very ignorant, specially the americans (not everyone though).
Mexicans are common people like you: the gardener, the pool cleaner or the domestic worker are just social stereotypes.
Other stereotypes include the tequila drinker, the drug dealer or the big sombrero wearing guy which by the way are really hard to find here in México city
Not every mexican are poor, most of the mexicans tourist around the world have large accounts and México city is the second largest city in the world and the first one with museums.
Fajitas is not a traditional mexican food neither is Taco Bell.
Mexicans are common people like you: the gardener, the pool cleaner or the domestic worker are just social stereotypes.
Other stereotypes include the tequila drinker, the drug dealer or the big sombrero wearing guy which by the way are really hard to find here in México city
Not every mexican are poor, most of the mexicans tourist around the world have large accounts and México city is the second largest city in the world and the first one with museums.
Fajitas is not a traditional mexican food neither is Taco Bell.
In a bar in Madrid...
Italian: where are you from?
Mexican: I'm from México
Italian: No way!!! you are spanish or italian!!!
Mexican: Nope I´m from México
Italian: You don't look like a mexican
Mexican: How do mexicans look like?
Italian: Not like you
Mexican: I´m an average mexican guy
Italian: where are you from?
Mexican: I'm from México
Italian: No way!!! you are spanish or italian!!!
Mexican: Nope I´m from México
Italian: You don't look like a mexican
Mexican: How do mexicans look like?
Italian: Not like you
Mexican: I´m an average mexican guy
by lasfinisimas June 9, 2008
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by CANINE February 19, 2008
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Dude, I would totally love to go see Evanescence with you, but I have Mexican Jetlag so I am going to have to pass.
by henrytheviii June 25, 2009
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by Anonymous June 11, 2006
Get the mexican snorkel mug.Shoot, I locked my keys in my car. I need to go in my house and get a Mexican Slimjim to get them out.
by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009
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