Martin

A guy with a giant dick

Friend: Bro this guy has a giant cock
Me: Yeah he is a Martin

by NotRazer January 3, 2019

Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald

Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!

by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021

the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

by Giantskiller March 21, 2016

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

chaney brock martin

guy who be cheatin sometimes fr. he can play piano too fr

chaney brock martin be cheatin sometimes fr

by cbmartin23 December 20, 2021

Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx

"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"

by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019

zac martin

bad bad and badder if u see him he has glasses and a friend called Ned don't keep him and get away!!!!

zac martin is bad

by jyuu October 25, 2017