the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

by Giantskiller March 21, 2016

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

chaney brock martin

guy who be cheatin sometimes fr. he can play piano too fr

chaney brock martin be cheatin sometimes fr

by cbmartin23 December 20, 2021

Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx

"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"

by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019

zac martin

bad bad and badder if u see him he has glasses and a friend called Ned don't keep him and get away!!!!

zac martin is bad

by jyuu October 25, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Wanted To Drop Kick Martin Robles In My 2nd Birthday Party<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Martin Luther King

Martin Luther King is dead because he never woke up from his dream to fight. He believed in brotherhood, not in leadership. Saying he believed in leadership is like saying he was an instigator that believed in making wars for no reason when he was really about peace. Being about peace tends to get somebody killed.

People say Martin Luther King was about this and that every Martin Luther King Day now that he's not here to speak for himself, they try to speak for him, be his voice, and walk all over his casket in the process. At least the parades were a distraction from that.

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022