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Martin Huber

by martinhuber November 28, 2021
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Martin

He is a frickin god at chemistry
Martin is handsome too
by Buttonofbztters November 13, 2020
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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zac martin

bad bad and badder if u see him he has glasses and a friend called Ned don't keep him and get away!!!!
by jyuu October 25, 2017
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Douglas Martin jr

Douglas is the most adorable rat ever and likes to bite hamsters, he is also very unawear of stuff around him and is a sexy doggo who we all love xx
"Who's that dog Holly is with? "
"oh that's Douglas Martin jr"
"he's a lovely rat"
by Lewyyy boiii™ June 18, 2019
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Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
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