martinated

Describes someone who is very angry or upset, usually for a trivial reason.

Oh no, he's martinated because his mom got green grapes instead of the purple grapes he wanted.

by flamingooolvr September 14, 2025

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

MARTIN

THE BIGGEST SHIT STIRRER!!!

Martin is a term used when someone is LYING, SHIT STIRRING AND CAUSING DRAMA

by Itsasecret(itsjohn) March 6, 2023

Dwayne Martin

A big hunky daddy who has a penis larger than the kraken. He does not fear death and has a love spell that will make ANYONE fall for him. He especially has a liking for William Turner.

“Dwayne Martin could choke me!”

by Daddy Dylan🧴 October 19, 2021

Martin

A hot sexy boy that has ditched all his hoes in the park. He cock is longer than any peparami you have ever seen and is a fuck boy with the girls. He always fails no nut November and he got.

Martin is the biggest sex machine you have ever seen.

by comin Riftzy November 5, 2020

zac martin

bad bad and badder if u see him he has glasses and a friend called Ned don't keep him and get away!!!!

zac martin is bad

by jyuu October 25, 2017

Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021