The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

Green Mean Drinking Machine

Someone who drinks monster bombs

He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.

by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011

slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Ice cream machine

The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth

Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?

by Pervyclown69 April 8, 2021

cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022

slot machine

To drop a whole bunch of coins on the floor of a public place.

The woman suffered much embarassment when she slot machined at the front counter of the Starbucks while paying for her latte.

by Chris Ernest Hall September 14, 2005

Big Hairy American Winning Machine

A Peace Corps Volunteer currently serving abroad that faces insurmountable challenges and adversity based on the fact that they are a foreigner working for free beyond the actual liberty of the United States of America.

Felix had a rough day. He is house was broken into, his work counterpart quit, and the electricity went out. He was about in Early Terminate his service when he remembered that he was a "Big Hairy American Winning Machine" and couldn't give up so easily.

by allhandsin July 23, 2009