A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.
A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.
by royalfucker February 5, 2020
Get the Mexican Standoff mug.
I ate so many beans last night that my Mexican yodel sounded like a ranchero version of Hocus Pocus by Focus
by Crazy Habanero November 6, 2011
Get the Mexican Yodel mug.A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
by Geoffrey Dongfingers August 26, 2011
Get the Mexican Feast mug.by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
Get the Snow Mexicans mug.The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.
José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.
by Liverslapper July 3, 2023
Get the Mexican Greaser mug.The act in which a person places their penis & scrotum in the nook between someones forearm/bicep. The fleshy package is clamped down on like a Nile crocodile snatching a gazel from the Zambezi river. Once in this vice like grip, the victims member is doused with Tabasco sauce, at which point you elbow drop to the floor pulling your vicitm down to the ground via their blistering ball sack.
by WilliamShakeySpear January 25, 2021
Get the Mexican Elbow mug.