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Matt

Named after the lesser known footballer Matt Done. When you’re so inebriated or ingested one pinger too many or consistently spouting absolute shit then you are Matt.
Mate, have you seen Josh, he’s absolutely Matt!

Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
by Joeworthit March 24, 2018
mugGet the Mattmug.

Matt

The type of 8 year old to break in your ranch home and steal your Xbox 360 and Cheetos
Shit!! Matt Came!! Fuck!!
by NannyFucker3000 July 17, 2018
mugGet the Mattmug.

Matt

The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.

They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)
People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.
by sebacostamr May 18, 2019
mugGet the Mattmug.

Matt

A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.
by GodSlasher June 30, 2019
mugGet the Mattmug.

your matt

1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.

2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.

3. The automatic retort to your mum.
1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!

2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!

3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!
by Moloch666 March 15, 2005
mugGet the your mattmug.

matt t

a fucking douchebag. the worst, ugliest, skinniest, fucked up piece of scum a person could know.
Hey, look its matt t, the guy that asshat that no one likes!
by wakkadaddy July 12, 2018
mugGet the matt tmug.

Matt B

A short retard who doesn't like who calls hi a gay, eve though he is
"Oh Matt B is totally a gay" "No I'm not" " you are, I saw you kiss Your best friend yesterday" " Ya know what, I cant argue with that"
by Jimbob872345 October 23, 2018
mugGet the Matt Bmug.

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