matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013

Mateer

The last name of truly amazing people.

I1: I just met a Mateer, they are great

by LoveLife16 November 20, 2017

matejick

a bad ass mother fucker

that guy is a MATEJICK!

by bigdickmatejick December 18, 2017

matey-pie

A term of affection used for your closest pals.

"Now then, John"
"Ey up, matey-pie"

by alrightmematey June 17, 2018

matesoul

love at first instagram comment

jesse keeps commenting on brianna's insta posts they're totally matesouls

by passthedomebro June 20, 2019

Mateo + Christine

A cute ship that everyone agrees on, also usually They turn out to have lots of disagreements between each other.

They usually go to school together

Boy one: " I ship you with Christine"
Boy two: "Ohhhhh Mateo + Christine"
Boy one: "Haha"

by SWEDISH MEATBALLS!(from choir) October 16, 2019