Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

Mad Strapping

Going all out or Breaking limits

Yo did you see that episode on Dragonball when goku was Mad Strapping! He was even stronger than before

by Weeb Enforcer May 12, 2021

mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

humble mad

When someone who’s humble receives a compliment but they play it off in a cool way while low-key getting mad. When someone isn’t actually mad but pretends to be so the person quits complimenting them.

Person: Hey Evan, you’re actually so smart, you literally have a 4.0

Evan: (getting low-key mad) Nah it’s just junior college it doesn’t even count the same.

Person: Evan quit being humble mad and just accept it.

by onehunnidpercent February 5, 2020

mad bean

A mad bean is a person who is doing something particularly stupid but also funny

woah rodger just jumped off a house roof with fairy wings on... what a mad bean!

by mad bean creator April 8, 2019

Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 13, 2018

Mad Keymash

See keymashing.

When one snaps and start mashing the fucking keyboard, which results in usually typing random string of letters and/or symbols whilst destroying your keyboard.

Example of a message that could be written while committing a mad keymash:

" CVVG H H NT gvf53 E ATRGR AWRF DasdfED53 WS4N6 K53E54 5asfa 2 65E3"

by LeoKaro219 June 28, 2022