Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

Shnooba wooka lube

when something can be used as unsettling lubricant

"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"

by The_officialShnoobaWookaLube November 29, 2022

Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.

I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

MIO'N'LUBE

A way to a mans heart.

I just wanna MIO'N'LUBE my way through hell in my parents basement playing Fortnite and making capitalist communism real for the rest of my fucking life and one day on a taco Tuesday ill hit the rail of meth on the VLT.

by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023

Bushman's lube

Following on from the Bushman's blow.

Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals

I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.

Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .

by Steal Flystart March 16, 2024