Green Lantern

When you and your partner fuck in the dark and you need a lantern, her pussy is filled with bugs and you eat her out, only to vomit green liquid

Bro, me and my girl did a Green lantern yesterday.

by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021

Green Lantern

To stick a flashlight with a green bulb in someones ass or pussy to make it glow like a green lantern

Yo i just gave my girl the green lantern. Her pussy was glowing!

by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021

to-later

probably later. maybe tomorrow, but definitely later.

'hey beans! do you want to go look for owls?'
'not right now, maybe to-later.'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

Ejacko’lantern

What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.

This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021

Fupa-lantern

Originating in a Tweet by @AuthorRKK, a fupa-lantern is the painting of a jack-o-lantern's face on the FUPA, or fatty upper pubic area. This can be painted on skin or over hideously unattractive orange pants, and is predicted to be wildly popular with basic bitches and the Karens who accompany them.

DId you see, Damon's mom's fupa-lantern? She certainly is in the holiday spirit this year!

by RK Knightly October 3, 2021

Skawba later

See y’a later , catch y’a later , bye

Your leaving class, “ skawba later sir”

by LoveClub November 17, 2021

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.

My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021