Liberalphobia

The fear of Liberals.

I fear the day the Liberals try to take away my guns! I have such a Liberalphobia.

by AlphaBravo12niner August 25, 2008

Liberally

Doing things like a typical liberal. Substitute for literally

She liberally called out of work 3 minutes after her shift started.

by Matt with the hat December 1, 2016

Literal Lance

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke

Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!

by shaken'bake June 17, 2009

Liberals

ok i'm sure that some liberals are pot smoking hippies but if all pot smoking hippies were liberals that would mean hyde would also be one along with all of the other people on that 70's show (dont worry, i know that this show is ficticious) however i am a liberal also and i do not worship john kerry or any other politician for that matter you people are really stupid if you think that we do it seems more like the conservatives worship bush and his family. so i guess you think we are hippies because we give a thought to the environment hmmm riiite yea we suck so much because we dont want everyone to painfully die from the suns rays. not

conservatives suck yes they do

by me February 23, 2005

liberate

To kill, torture, and rule imperially.

Nationalist: I'm so glad we liberated those Iraqis!
Socialist: Yeah, the more people we liberate the fewer hate us.
Nationalist: Isn't it great how that works out?
Socailist: If I'm ever liberated, I'm going to come back from the dead and liberate you back for not getting my sarcasm.

by Socialist Realism May 22, 2006

liberals

people who think that people who work hard don't deserve their hard-earned money, and that instead it should go in the hands of those who don't do shit.

i.e.; instead of teaching a man to fish, you just give a man a fish. thus the man leeches off the hard-working fisherman instead of catching his own fish, thus preventing economic growth for all.

This example, stated by Jesus Christ, proves that he was a conservative. Liberals who say that Jesus was a liberal are full of shit because Jesus isn't pro-choice.

Because of the damn liberals at my college, I pay full tuition at my college to be a good student while my roommates smoke weed all the time on a full ride.

or

Because all the damn liberals voted for Obama, our country is headed for a complete shit hole all for the sake of a "get out of racism free" card.

by varwa March 3, 2010

Liberals

Bitch and whine about everything and are never happy, complain about how the government is doing things when they themselves would do fifty times worse. They are stupid and should never be listened to. They are manipulated by the Media and worship John Kerry.

Shut the fuck up you stupid liberals. God! Why don't you just shut up and suck my mother fuckin dick? Lame Asses. Fuckin losers. Bitch ass niggas!

by ME October 31, 2004