Assfucked without lube or a kiss 

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assfucked without lube or a kiss by Balphezar October 23, 2006

Judas Kiss 

A betrayal or deception, a sell-out or dishonesty.

The Goo Goo Dolls are a Judas Kiss to Rock and Roll, because they changed their music style from punk to adult comtemporary just to attract a bigger audience, they only make music to please people, they are a Judas Kiss.

Judas Kiss by lsgHKwraygoi;alekjg August 1, 2004

eskimo kiss

the most innocent and lovely way of showing affection

dude, did you get some?
nah, man. but I got eskimo kisses. (boy smiles)

eskimo kiss by periwinkle1996 October 4, 2010

American Kiss 

A kiss used by americans. is similiar with the french but no tongue. however the mouth is still open at some points.

natalie gave me that american kiss

American Kiss by Fizzle D August 26, 2007

south kiss 

A kiss south of the belly button ;)

I asked Jessica if she wanted a kiss, she said, "yes, a south kiss"

south kiss by horse man December 26, 2008

Neptune's Kiss 

when the water bounces up at your butt after you poop

*pooping*
aw man i got a Neptune's Kiss

Neptune's Kiss by Daniela_gAmer January 27, 2015

first kiss 

Your first experience, with someone of the other/same sex, of having another person put his/her lips on yours.

First Girl: I can't believe what happened last night! Jake kissed me!
Second Girl: Omg your first kiss!

first kiss by angela March 11, 2004